Happy Birthday, Dewei (the Dog) ! Don't be so lame and childish, don't act pro, don't be so bhb, don't so emo also. Ha ha ha, that's all. More and more of us are turning fifteen .... Loll.

Past Assembly Skit on Resilience

Emcees: ZM, WX, KQ, Cheryl
Lead: Reuben

K let's skip the opening speech and go straight into the plot.
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SINGAPORE IDOL

Wilmer: (Singing "翅膀")
Judges: Not bad, but this is Singapore Idol. You've to sing in English, but we will give you another chance, you're in. Congrats! (Sound effect: Ding X3)
Reuben: (Singing "She Bangs")
Judges: You can't sing, you can't dance, what can you do? (Sound effect: Dehz)

PROJECT SUPERSTAR

Brandon: (Singing "一千年以后")
Judges: Very good, I believe you can become a star Right Now. Congrats, you're in! (Sound effect: Ding X3)
Reuben: (Singing Cest Cest Bon)
Judges: 滚出去 !!
[Reuben walks.]
Judges: 我说滚 !!
Reuben: 我真的要滚出去啊 ?
Judges: (Gesture their hands for Reuben to roll out)
[Reuben rolls out halfway and 2 security guards carry him out.]

SUPERHOST

Zhisheng: Ladies and 先生们大家好, 大家下午好. 我是编号 00168. 我是 Ron Xu !
Judges: 好了好了, 你可以进了.
Zhisheng: 这样也可以啊 ?
Judges: 对, 因为你很有主持人的 "LOOK". 恭喜.
Reuben: 大家好, 大家好. 我是 LU BEN (Raises up hand to show off his armpit hair.) 今天我要拍卖一样物品 (pulls out sticked on golden armpit hair). 各位, 这时我刚刚去 rebond, 有去染到金色的 armpit hair, 一堆一万块.
Judges: OUT! OUT!! OUT!!!
Reuben: (Lies flat on the floor) 我躺在这里不动, 看你能拿我怎么样 ! (Sound effect: DEHZ X3)
[Security guards drag Reuben away.]

STAR IDOL

Zhongtao: (Perform "dragonball") Takes a deep deep breath and say " 七龙珠 !! 七龙珠 !! 七龙珠 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " (Sound effect: Ding Ding Ding)
Judges: 充满了活力和创意 !! *All judges clap*
Reuben: Act as "Bryan". Performs gong fu. (Rips off his clothes and show off six pac)
Judges: Out! 你的 six pac 是假的, 还参加什么明星偶像 ?!?! (Sound effect: DEHZ DEHZ DEHZ)

永不言败

ZM: 大家好. 这个戏是特地为那些参加过其他比赛而没有成功入围的参赛者.
Cheryl: Yes, and now let us see their auditions.

Judges: 请最后一个参赛者出场
Reuben: 大家好, 大家好. 我的名字叫 LUBEN AR. 我是编号 16400. 我现在要给你们讲一个笑话, 希望你们会喜欢. There was once a man called "THE" and a woman called "END". And when they got married, they're called "THE END" *Laughs* (Judges: DIAOZzzz)
Judges: 好冷啊, 我们要去滑雪了. (Snowboarding action) 你还有没有其他的表演 ?
Reuben: 有 !!!! 我要跳一支舞 (Song- 不怕不怕) *Dance*
Judges: 那你觉得你为什么应该进圈.
Reuben: 因为我觉得我很有才华, 而且经过了那么多风风雨雨, 我都没想过要放弃. 我现在很诚恳地请求你们, 希望你们能够给我多一个机会, 让我能在舞台上发挥自己的才华与魅力... ...
Fans: Whoohoo~ LU BEN ! LU BEN !
Reuben: Thank you Thank you !!!! Never say 'Die' !!!!!!!!

Emcess walk out.
(Followed by 2 songs)

THE END
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Haha quite lame though but at the point when we acted out the skit, it was very funny coz everything was live and the judges were super duper funny. Brings back lotsa mmrs, happy ones.

Though the fact that results can be disappointing but there's always tomorrow, there's always more chances awaiting us. So long as we hold on and don't give up, there's still Hope.

P.S. The script was written at LL's house and the ideas came from a crazy bunch of people hence the somewhat-no-link script but yup, it's funny :)

Damn, couldn't locate the group photo we took over at Malacca. Ah well but anyways, it's 12AM now so Happy 15^th Birthday Renee :) Stay sweet uh and may all your wishes come true. Heh time flies and almost all of us are 15 by now. 'Cept some like Ashlyn & Camy (same day, 09-Dec), Zhenming, Dewei, and can't remember alrdy. Okay d-briefs're coming to an end, AlltheBest for the remaining ones then.